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Kelly (singing like he does in ' Trapped in the Closet') randomly sings then pulls out his gun. John Travolta, another famous Scientologist, is called in but he also ends up in the closet with Cruise. Meanwhile, the whole town has gotten involved in trying to get Tom Cruise out of the closet. Stan says he does not know how to start, then the president tells Stan that Hubbard did not know either. He then tells Stan that his job is to write a new doctrine for the church. The president of Scientology tells Stan the secrets of Scientology, the Xenu story (which is played out on the screen, with 'THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE' on the bottom). Stan's callous opinion of his acting upsets Cruise, who subsequently locks himself in Stan's closet, resulting in the running joke of 'Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet!' Upon entering his room, Stan encounters Tom Cruise, who asks him what he thought of his movies. Randy sends Stan up to his room while he talks with the Scientologists. The president visits the Marsh family's home, and tells his family the news. Due to Stan's impressive thetan levels, the president of Scientology concludes that he is the reincarnation of L. Randy tells him to use his bike money if he wants to join the help program.Īfter Stan goes through his auditing session, the shocked auditor sends the results to the home office. After the personality test, the auditor makes the assessment that Stan is depressed and a perfect candidate for Scientology.Īt dinner, Stan asks his parents for the money for 'a self-help program', telling his parents that he has been depressed and did not know it. Stan starts to question whether Scientology is a religion, which the auditors try to avoid. He runs across some Scientologists, who encourage him to take a free personality test.

Stan does not go with the rest of his friends to play laser-tag as he attempts to save up money for a new bike.

One A-lister locks himself in the closet and refuses to come out after Stan criticizes his 'talent.' Plot Scientologists converge on Stan's house after he is identified as the reincarnation of L. 'Trapped in the Closet' is the twelfth episode of Season Nine, and the 137th overall episode of South Park.

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